I am in a sexless and passionless marriage. We have been living as brother and sister and we have not been intimate in over 7 years.

It wasn't for lack of trying. I've spent hundreds and hundreds of dollars over the years on various sites and no local women were the least bit interested. I consider that their loss.

If you're looking for someone to devout 100% of their energy in getting you off, you should contact me. I'm game for just about anything other than water sports or scat. I can get as kinky as you like.

Until then, I will take matters into my own hands.